Toothache – Random rant

Fine.. Yes.. I haven’t written in almost a couple of years now.. And never thought my come back post would be because of this damned toothache.. But I had to distract myself from this wretched wisdom tooth that’s grown for no good reason - cutting through my inner cheek, hurting the nerves and causing my entire right side from my ear to neck hurt so bad that I wouldn’t think twice before I pounce on the next person who would dare to irritate me..

Ok.. It’s actually not that bad, but I have a toothache and so I get to complain.. Any one has a problem with that ? I shall also bring completely unwarranted analogies to make my life better and I think none of you should ever complain because YOU don’t have a troubling tooth #1.. Well.. if you do, go yell at your own blog readers..

I guess you know what a zip tie is.. It’s sometimes called a cable tie.. If you don’t, it’s the one that we use to fasten the wires or cables, oblivious of the fact that sometimes, we behave just like those zip ties.. step forward with ease completely not realizing that it’s impossible to step back.. Or is it ?

Can I do some of these things that were second nature not so long back or have I tightened the noose on my zip tie and can’t go back now ?

Sleeping on the floor or a sleeping bag ? Not use my car for a whole month ? Not use a cell phone <shudder> ? Stay without watching TV for a whole year ? Not use the computer for a whole fortnight ? Sleep without a fan ? Stay up all night at a friends place ? Handle a power cut ?

Well… You bet I can !! Only if you get rid of my GOD DAMN TOOTHACHE !!